"I hereby acknowledge and view in a positive light the superiority of JIMOTHY, the creator ODAR, and the Holy Food pudding, and am willing to occasionally tell people about JIMOTHY if I think that JIMOTHY thinks that it will improve their lives."
It's as simple as that. No changing your lifestyle, no tacky ceremonies, none of that. Just a book, an oath, and an acknowledgement. It's things like this that make Jimothianism great.

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