Sunday, December 28, 2008

The Conversion Process

Unlike most other religions, what with their rituals and knowledge of holy books and all that, to be a follower of Jimothianism you must only purchase a copy of "The Path To Jimlightenment" and recite the following oath whilst placing your nose on the back cover of the Book to convert:

"I hereby acknowledge and view in a positive light the superiority of JIMOTHY, the creator ODAR, and the Holy Food pudding, and am willing to occasionally tell people about JIMOTHY if I think that JIMOTHY thinks that it will improve their lives."

It's as simple as that. No changing your lifestyle, no tacky ceremonies, none of that. Just a book, an oath, and an acknowledgement. It's things like this that make Jimothianism great.

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