Sunday, December 21, 2008

Levels of Jimothianism- Human

Sadly, many people are not even aware of JIMOTHY and his great power. Followers of Jimothianism call these people Filthy Common People, or F.C.P.'s. These people unfortunately make up around 80% of the world. 

At one level up, we have the Recognizers. These people are aware of JIMOTHY's existence, but scarcely even acknowledge him or, if they do, acknowledge him in a negative way, and thus cannot be considered true followers. Recognizers make up about 10% of the world.

At another level up, we have Followers. These people are aware of JIMOTHY's existence, but still scarcely acknowledge him- what distinguishes them from the Recognizers is that they always acknowledge him in a positive light. Followers make up about 5% of the world.

At the top level, we have the Enlightened Followers of JIMOTHY, or E.F.J.'s. These people are aware of JIMOTHY's existence, acknowledge him regularly and positively, and try to raise awareness of JIMOTHY and his greatness in their day to day activities. Unlike the other three levels, one must be born an E.F.J., as they are able to communicate with JIMOTHY from birth, and you cannot acquire said ability. Anyone who tells you otherwise is an idiot, and I would know, as I myself am an E.F.J., and not an idiot. E.F.J.'s make up the remaining 5% of the world.

These are the human levels of Jimothianism. Beyond that, we have JIMOTHY's invention pudding, then JIMOTHY himself, and then the creator ODAR.

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