Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Beware of Tomijhy!

Sadly, even E.F.J's can sometimes be led astray by false prophets. The most notorious and evil of these prophets is an amoral little demon called Tomijhy, whose mission is to lure unsuspecting followers of JIMOTHY to the dark side, if you will. But be warned- Tomijhy is a conniving little trickster, and it isn't easy to avoid his un-Enlightening maneuvers. 

It helps if you can realize that Tomijhy can take a single mortal form, whereas JIMOTHY inhabits all physical beings in a spiritual sort of way, so although Tomijhy may try to convince you that he is JIMOTHY, you know that he is not, because it is impossible for things to be that way.

Also, Tomijhy's mortal form is deathly allergic to mollusks, so always ask to discuss things pertaining to his "religion" over a nice seafood dinner, so when he swells up, you can escape and go back to leading a Jimlightened lifestyle.

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